I didn't remember them being quite so disturbing at times. and If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no ha It's been a long while since I've seen a Saturday Night Live rerun with Deep thoughts by Jack Handey in it. I think one of my favorites from this collection is It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating. It's been a long while since I've seen a Saturday Night Live rerun with Deep thoughts by Jack Handey in it. Also when reading this book you must read it with an open mind and do not judge the book, to get the true experience.more This book somehow thought me a lessons that I will never forget, I hope you can experience the same. One thing about reading this book is that you don't expect what you are going to get. Everyone has those random thoughts about past experiences or about what is going on around them that they just keep to themselves. Its good because it is something I can relate to.

It is a collection of thought from the author. Its a very short book and is totally worth the time. I promise you I've read this book multiple times in one day for a month. This book s This is one of the funniest book I've ever read. This is one of the funniest book I've ever read. 'It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.' That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.' Then start an argument about who's going to go get help. 'A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend you got bit by a snake. I guess she went to try and find some mayonnaise for me.' 'When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She stared at me, so I said it again, louder. I picked it up, and started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.' 'When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.' 'I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. It's probably just the context of when I decided to read the book, but I liked this one better than the first two 'Deep Thoughts' books. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.' 'When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police A book that takes less than half an hour to read, yet made me throw my head back in laughter five times. (view spoiler) [ Here are the culprits: 'I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.

I'm never trusting you again, Jack Handey.moreĪ book that takes less than half an hour to read, yet made me throw my head back in laughter five times. Which means I'm paying NO attention to this one: 'If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not.' Thanks a lot, 'Jack.' if that's you're real name - which wikipedia says it is. Needless to say, it doesn't look like I'll be invited back there any time soon. (I'll also add that they appeared to assume I was asking about their drinks as well, because not once did they ask for permission to raid his fridge.) He seemed more annoyed - as did the other party guests. Honestly, he didn't seem that grateful towards my consideration. Handey, sir.)Ĭase-in-point: I just read the book, and one thought said: 'When you go to a party, don't just assume the drinks are free. He seemed more annoyed - as did t I wouldn't suggest taking advice from Jack Handey (no offense, Mr. Ask, and ask often.' Well, I went to a party last night. Handey, sir.) Case-in-point: I just read the book, and one thought said: 'When you go to a party, don't just assume the drinks are free. I wouldn't suggest taking advice from Jack Handey (no offense, Mr.

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